LYRICS: High School party, senior year Boys and girls are all sippin’ on beer I like soda, where’s the soda Am I the only fucking person here that likes soda I see you from across the crowd I said the party is bumpin’ and the music is loud You’re really drunk and you’re looking sad It’s like a date rape ad Girl, then we start to dance and Girl, baby this is romance Girl, I’m starting to grow down below, shit, why did I wear sweat pants Girl, you’re bodies like what conjunction junction …
Once again the wonders of Microsoft paint, illustrating the comical song by Bo Burnham. The lyrics may be slightly inappropriate, I did not write them, however the pictures shouldn’t be offensive. I like using paint, so this was just for fun.
phobos.apple.com &s=143441 buy that shit! music and lyrics by bo burnham Now I don’t know if all boy scouts are gays But they could probably “tie the knot” in like fifty different ways… I got a safe full o’ cherries, cause I pop it and lock it, A girl’s like a fridge, once a week you should stock (stalk) it, And girl, if your into a rimmin its only safe if your swimming, And girl don’t sit on the couch cause I treat my objects like women. I spit fire like I just blew a demon My shits so …
. and if you made a factor tree of the factors that caused my girl to leave me youd have a tree… full of asian porn. CALCU-LATOR (see you later) mathetmatical minds make industrial smog. and whats the opposite of lnx, duraflame the unnatural log. support the farmers with a pro-tractor, link kennedy and lincoln with a common factor (fact, or) live like ur data…blah blah word problems if theres a fat guy in a pastry shop with a twenty dollar bill and he’s ready to buy, in order to predict …
An attempt at a drum cover for Bo Burnham’s classic song “Cookout”. Sorry for the audio quality, I can’t afford mics or a real camera. Check out the rest of Bo’s videos–funny as hell without a mediocre drum track mucking up the sound. DISCLAIMER: This song is satirical. I’m not a racist/bigot, and neither is Mr.Burnham. Please don’t take the lyrics seriously. Enjoy.
goto.thesyn.com Mini ALBUM RELEASE on JUNE 17th on itunes! six-songs, three of them never before seen on the internet. the ep is called “Bo fo Sho” beat and lyrics by bo burnham walkin my poodles, man it never gets old with my dogs on my leash i got bitches on the hold, a first aids kit? thats a rhesus monkey, i bust more nuts than a pistachio junkie! get more ass than a giant donkey stable, got more lines than whitney houston’s coffee table, i get more head than grammar school lice, i’m …